Gandalf in the meantime was still standing outside the door, and laughing long but quietly. After a while he stepped up, and with the spike of his staff scratched a queer sign on the hobbit’s beautiful green front-door. Then he strode away, just about the time when Bilbo was finishing his second cake and beginning to think that he had escaped adventures very well.
Harry Potter+ Christmas at Hogwarts.
- WHEN A PERSON GENERALIZES VARIOUS BEHAVIORS AND DECIDES THEY ALL MEAN SOMETHING THEY ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
a very confused 9 for your dash
You can see he’s thinking, “WHAT THE FUCK?! IT’S THE SAME SIZE ON THE INSIDE!!”
I don’t know where I am. It’s like I’m breaking into a million pieces and there is only one thing I remember. I have to save the Doctor. He always looks different. I always know it’s him. Sometimes I think I’m everywhere at once, running every second just to find him. Just to save him. But he never hears me. Almost never. I blew into this world on a leaf. I’m still blowing. I don’t think I’ll ever land. I’m Clara Oswald. I’m the impossible girl. I was born to save the Doctor.
If you’d have been there, if you’d have seen it.
I betcha you would have done the same.
Ylvis, educating people about the female reproductive system.
these guys will be the death of me.[x]
i died at the pH value
I just learnt more about the vagina in like 10 seconds than I have ever learnt in my entire life
Debating whether or not I should share this with my anatomy and physiology professor.
The debate is now over.